Dear Dork,
Apr. 27th, 2017 04:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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note_to_catOf all the cats I've ever lived with, your method of telling me "I want to come inside now" is definitely the most dramatic, and it's especially weird considering you don't do it to tell me you want to go out.
When you want to go outside, you politely sit by the door and look up at me, patient yet plaintive. You are every bit the little lady that visitors think you are.
When you want to come inside, though, you're the giant dork I know you really are.
If I were a better parent to you, I would probably try to point out that the most efficient way to get back in the house is probably NOT to hurl yourself at the door and cling to the window frame by the tips of your claws, but I have never claimed to be a saintly influence and I find it hilarious, so never stop doing it, you weirdo.
Love,
Your Favourite Giant Bipedal Cat
(Dearnote_to_cat: I figured with the influx of new users from LJ, it might be fun to try to perk this community up again. I miss hearing about other people's tiny dorks!)
When you want to go outside, you politely sit by the door and look up at me, patient yet plaintive. You are every bit the little lady that visitors think you are.
When you want to come inside, though, you're the giant dork I know you really are.
If I were a better parent to you, I would probably try to point out that the most efficient way to get back in the house is probably NOT to hurl yourself at the door and cling to the window frame by the tips of your claws, but I have never claimed to be a saintly influence and I find it hilarious, so never stop doing it, you weirdo.
Love,
Your Favourite Giant Bipedal Cat
(Dear
note_to_cat: I figured with the influx of new users from LJ, it might be fun to try to perk this community up again. I miss hearing about other people's tiny dorks!)
