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Dec. 8th, 2018 01:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elremakiDear Noodle,
I know you want the tuna fish badly. And I know that you are very food motivated. And that you like to hang out on the stovetop when its off. However, I cannot allow you to hop up on the stove while the food is actually COOKING. I do not want burned calico as an appetizer. And you have enough skin issues, you don't want to add that to your list.
Love,
The one that knows how to lock the lid.
I know you want the tuna fish badly. And I know that you are very food motivated. And that you like to hang out on the stovetop when its off. However, I cannot allow you to hop up on the stove while the food is actually COOKING. I do not want burned calico as an appetizer. And you have enough skin issues, you don't want to add that to your list.
Love,
The one that knows how to lock the lid.
