Dear Alien Cat Thing,

[azurehart]

Fess up Panda, you're really a alien here to rule over us all as our Supreme Feline Overlord, aren't you?

I might not of realized this, but I'm pretty sure normal cats don't make phone calls, do Google searches on the computer, erase phone messages, change TV channels, and run around with scissors.

Just remember who kept you in gooshie food and fuzzy mice when you take over, alright?

Much love (and not a little fear),

The giver of gooshie, AKA Mom